Heated sidewalks?! Thank God everything else is perfect in this town.

Another bakery is opening up? You have GOT to be kidding me!

Let's see how many bakeries you can put in one place!

Wow! Oak Park, IL has among the highest property taxes in the state!

Do your part and help deliver another tax bill to happy residents.

What's with the builders in this town?  Chronic inferior construction is failing everywhere.  Lawsuits are rampant!

Unearthed: The lost interviews! A crumbling foundation pillar in a new parking deck revealed a stockpile of unreleased private recordings.

This is an original, uncut face-to-face with Ruflik Anwallkrak, an Oak Park housing builder.

Everybody's talking 'bout a new way of walking.  

My, er, THE village of Oak Park has partnered up and taken on the ostensibly sanctimonious (as best as I can put it) project converting some unused building into "affordable housing" for "100% low income individuals".

Affordable Housing? Is that what they call it now?

Hmm....

Come on! Let's put together our perfect town!
Drag and Drop the buildings onto the neighborhood!
(No sound -- yet)

What would happen to 5 billion dollars allocated for reforming our school system?
(No sound -- yet)

Guilty of murder or not, what is with this guy? Every time you see him in the news he's got that smug "You'll never get me" sneer.
So here is your chance to wipe off that smirk. With a prize purebred Buff Orpington chicken.